heart / smart heart / smart art / (no art before the horse of course, nor even a cart, for that matter) / a matter of the heart / hearts matter / heart matters / art smatters / smart adders / ad matters / mad hatters / mad adders / bookkeepers / beekeepers / a smattering of bee's knees /

jeez /

all the news that fits / all the nudes that fish / all the gnus that fetch / all the newts that flinch / all the nodes that flash / all the knots that forge the ties that bind the ties that blind /

get one for christmas? /

spider gear / monkey wrench / worm gear / frog switch / pig iron / whole hog / snake eyes / feather boa / dog days / baseball bat / clamshell shovel / piston bully / bull horn / bull whip / cool whip /

holy cow /

speed mail / snail mail / failed mail / junk mail / air mail / land mail / sea mail / d-mail/ e-mail / f-mail / g-mail / h-mail / i-mail-u /

unh /

oblio / oleander / obligatory / ozymandias / gerrymander / clytemnestra / euripides? nah...eumenides? / dis deez / dis dis / dis dat / dis towels /

olé, andy-o! /

once over / once under / whichever / one wonders (wonders once, anyway): which side is up after you read this and did you read it only once? /

whew /

adieu!